You're not such a nice girl after all   It's as much as you can do just to say hello   Have you got to stick your head inside that book   Oh, you've noticed that I'm here, now please spare the dirty look!      It's such a beautiful evening, oh would you like to go out?   Oh pardon me for breathing      I know you walk a different way each night   To avoid the men on the building site   But I waited half an hour for you to come   Oh well you've missed your dad and the tea's now overdone       Well it's only part of loving   Oh please don't accuse me of making something out of nothing      There's really nothing to be ashamed about   He's a good looking kid, I think I've worked that bit out   And he seems to have the same desires as you   But if he's that much fun, how come I'm not laughing too?      It's such a beautiful evening, oh would you like to go out?   Oh pardon me for breathing   I can't help the way that I am, it's only part of loving   Please don't you tell me that I'm making something out of nothing      Silly, but true, you know I can't help but feeling used   When the two of you get on so well together   A quiet drink? Well what am I supposed to think?   When the two of you dance so well together