I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night   (ooh aah ooh aah)   I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet   ( ooh aah ooh aah)   Now somethings telling me   That you'm avoiding me   Come on now darlin you've got something i need      Chorus:   Cuz i got a brand new combine harvester   An ill give you the key   Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony   I got twenty acres   An' you got forty three   Now i got a brand new combine harvester   An' ill give you the key.      She made i laugh haha      Ill stick by you, ill give you all that you need   Well 'ave twins and triplets   im a man built for speed   And you know i love you darlin   So give me your hand   But what i want the most   Is all they acres of land      Chorus      Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all      For seven long years ive been alone in this place   Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, its a proper disgrace   Now if i cleaned it up would you change your mind   Ill give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime      Chorus      Who loves ya baby ha      Werent we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance   I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants   In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand   We had our photos took and us holdin hands      Chorus      Now i got a brand new combine harvester   And ill give you the key   Now that we'm both past our fifties i think that you and me   should stop this galavanting and will you marry me   coz i got a brand new combine harvester   An ill give you the key      Aahh yu're a fine lookin woman and i can't wait to getme hands on your land