Climb up here beside me    We can ride and find a friend unfound    Put your foot upon the laughing gas    And drive your grin around    Omnibus, take all of us    All of us, take Omnibus    Ain't nothing in the world like a white skinned girl    Make your Union Jack and make your flag unfurl    You can't say you've ridden    'Till you've given up your heart and seat    Man that lady clippie rip your ticket    Make your trip complete    Omnibus, take all of us    All of us, take Omnibus    Ain't nothing in the world like a black skinned girl    Make your shakespeare hard and make your oyster pearl    Don't let horses pass you by    Take a run and leap on    Pull the blinkers from your eyes    Before big bus has gone    We'll be stopping off    In every shop until you find that mate    Don't waste time, go on and taste them all    Why don't you fill your plate?    Omnibus, take all of us    All of us, take Omnibus    There's nothing in the world like a gold skinned girl    To make your bonsai weep and make your bamboo curl    Omnibus, take all of us    All of us, take Omnibus    Omnibus, take all of us    All of us, take Omnibus    Ain't nothing in the world like a green skinned girl    But that don't mean to say you can't look