Let us talk about some trivial things we like   A bit of this and that   Let's chew the fat      Pour ourselves a glass of stout   And let our Rael Brook shirts hang out   Nothing makes us more content   To let us wallow in a bit of nonsense      We're all so frivolous tonight, tonight      Let's reveal our childlike nature   And leave our stocks and invoices to rot   Let's go to pot      Tell our jokes about mothers in law   But watch him jump when she comes through the door   O the party goes with a swing   When we talk about the trivial things      We're all so frivolous tonight      But there's always one   Who wants to talk shop   We'll drive him through the door   With a broom or a mop      Let us tell our favourite story   About some poor chap who put it on display   Hip hooray   And let the girls gather in their slacks   To talk about husbands hairy backs      Some might think we're a bit of a shower   But this could be our finest hour      We're all so frivolous tonight, tonight   We're all so ridiculous tonight