thank you for the invitation   we're sure your show will be very nice   gonna see if we can make it but hey maybe   we can offer you some advice   no, we're not trying to talk down at you   it's from the goodness of the whole of our heart   but we can tell just by looking at you   that you better quit before you start   in the meantime i need some mean time   to wipe out any good will building up   check the score, we're #1   turn round now back where you're from   wrote this tune, soon everyone's gonna   check the score and see that we're #1   yeah you make a decent stand in   typically boring of course   and anyone who asks yeah well we feel   we've got to give them our full report   in the meantime i need some mean time   to break down the defenses of our enemies   one less person in dress rehearsal   one less hopeless dreamer