She had the face of a queen   She was wild wet and mean   When I went down in between   She said she wanted to try   But she didn't know why   All she had was that look in her eye      I said you come to my place   You sit down on my face   I'll make you see things you never saw   It was checkmate, stalemate,   The bitch she was jailbait   I think it was against the law      Now I gotta have more of what's in store   So I said to myself no use   She didn't give me the time   She didn't give me the dime   But she gave it all to me when she went      Well I thought I had it made   When I finally got paid   I had my own little, private French maid   I've had her all these years,   She's been nothing but tears   I live my hole life in fear      Now I gotta have more of what's in store   So I said to myself no use   She didn't give me the time   She didn't give me the dime   She gave it all to me she did 'cause      It was checkmated   It was stalemated   It was jailbaited   It was checkmated   It was stalemated   It was jailbaited      No deposit, no return no deposit, no return   No deposit, no return no deposit, no return   No deposit, no return       Now I'm trying to get out of this mess I'm in   With a friendly old bottle of Gin   She took all my money so I'll grab some change   When I take the bottle back in   But as I took my last drink   I threw up in the sink   And I noticed that the empty bottle read      No deposit, no return no deposit, no return   No deposit, no return no deposit, no return   No deposit, no return no deposit, no return      No deposit, no return no deposit, no return   No deposit, no return no deposit, no return   No deposit, no return no deposit, no return