Brendan Benson - Insects rule      Once knew a woman, she was skin and bones    Invited all the insects to come into her home    She trained them so well    They could answer her phone    The day finally came when the poor woman was overthrown    Her husband returned home from voyages at sea    To find his lovely wife dead and a spider sipping tea    He drew his knife and swore    He would have the spider's eyes    An army of red ants nearly took him by surprise    The sailor and his wife lay dead while neighbors peeked in    Outside the dogs were mesmerized    By the humming from within    News spread throughout the town of the insects' arrival    People gathered in the church to pray to God    And quote from the Bible    Men came with gasoline and torches abright    A billion flies covered the skies til it was dark as night    The cries were barely heard beneath the buzzing of the bees    Now the insects rule so get down on your knees    And the town crier said:    You God-fearing people had better beware    Gather up your idols and begin to prepare    The time has come, the locusts have taken the air    negotiations are in effect the bugs don't even care