While other folks dine at the Ritz   I've found a place that's quite the pits   And really satisfies my dining needs   Infested with crickets and gnats   Jiggers, flukes and scallywags   Cockroaches, midges and millipedes   I'll tell you gladly, it's no secret   I see a creepy crawly, I eat it      My soup's got a fly in   And there's woodlouse in my wine   My bread has fleas on   But I can see no reason   To be shy   I'll try   To eat them if I can    Now for I'm an insect-eating man      Bedbugs in the butter   And butterflies on the cutlery   My salad's tasty   Because it contains ladybird    Absurd, you say   But I don't see it that way   Because I'm an insect-eating man      Not hard-boiled eggs, oh, but daddy long legs   Instead of Brie, a bumble bee   Buzz buzz buzz   Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes   No broth, just moth      Ants all over my lamb shanks   And ticks on my asparagus tips   A smattering of weevil   Well, I know you think I'm evil   But believe, I'm not   They were hiding in the pepper pot   They all larvae (love an) insect eating man      Not hard boiled eggs, no, but daddy long legs   Instead of Brie, a bumble bee   Forget burritos, give me mosquitoes   No broth, just moth   One last time      Aside from honey, what do honeybees make?   A crunchy base for an insect cheesecake   Topped with beetles in their jelly   Which I prefer to black cherry   Very quaint, for sure   But now I'll eat some more   Just like an insectivore   Because I'm an insect-eating man   Oh yes I am   All together now   I'm an insect-eating man   Antenna fan   I'm an insect-eating man