(Shel Silverstein)      Well, alright you can sit down but just for a minute   I'm not as lonely as I might appear   But you've got a friendly smile so we can sit and talk awhile   But don't go gettin' any wrong ideas.      A drink well thank you no I never touch it   Well, well, maybe just once little glass of beer   And a dance just might be fun but I can only stay for one   So don't go gettin' any wrong ideas.      Don't go thinking 'cause I'm drinking   One last drink with you   That I'm the kind to lose my mind   the way some women do.      Well, here we are yes that's my house there on the corner   No, you can't come up let's say good night right here   Well, maybe just a minute or so but then you'll really have to go   So don't go gettin' any wrong ideas.      No darling, don't go gettin' any wrong ideas...