If I had a millon dollars I wouldn't change a thing   I'd climb the corporate ladder and give   you a ring   I'd buy a crowbar and give you half   so you could seperate your head from your ass   At 7:45 I wake from this dream   Stumble out the door to score some cream   9:45 the bus driver don't show   I go back home and fix me a bowl-   Of those tasty puffs of corn I do enjoy   Watch Jerry Springer and play with my toys   Roll me a spliff and write a hit song   Listen to Dre and try to rap along.   If I had a thousand dollars I'd buy a used car   I'd meet a new girl-my life will go far   I'd buy a new jacket and a fake fur hat   so all the black boys could tell me I'm phat   At 12 pm it is lunchtime. A can of sweet peas will do me fine   Time for a nap   I'm dreamin' every day   About a hopeless dollar I won't get paid   I think about a scheme and riches I'll enjoy   Go to Wal-Mart and buy some new toys   Gow up one day and write a Hit Song   I KNEW I'D BE RICH-I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!   If I had a hundred dollars I'd rent a cheap whore   I'd take her to the market 'cause the house is a bore   I'd buy her a biscuit and eat half   `And tell her good-bye. Just kiss my ass.   At 5 pm I'd eat some grapes.   Listen to Fahey and drift into space   Round midnight time to turn in   Wake up tomorrow and do it all again!   Maybe someday I'll write a Hit Song   and you'll get stoned and try to sing along.   You'll snap your fingers as you get laid.   Write some hit songs and you'll get paid! -brother-