Verse 1      I was sittin' in my car waitin' for the light to change   When the guy next to me had his finger up his nose and his face was all deranged    I rolled down the window and I started to chuckle   His finger was buried right up to his knuckle   I can't help but stare 'cause I can't believe what I see   When he pulls it out it's a picture of pain    On the end of his finger's a piece of his brain   And with a smile on his face he flicks it right at me      Chorus   Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers   You get 'em everyday   Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers   They're here to stay      Verse 2      They've been flicked on the seat, flung in the air   Wiped on the sofa, smeared in the chair   Put 'em in your pocket, save it for a rainy day   You remember the winter, how cold the wind felt   When your boogers would freeze and then they'd melt   And with one big "sniff" they'd go away      Chorus      Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers   You get 'em everyday   Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers   They're here to stay      Verse 3      Well, some you dig for and some you can't find   Some are rock hard and some are slime   Some make you whistle when you try to sleep at night   But the ones I hate the most I suppose are the ones that hang to an hair in your nose   And you can't get 'em out no matter how hard you try      Chorus   Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers   You get 'em everyday   Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers