Living room, passing time, talking trash, sipping wine,   I need something more substantial.   New deck of playing cards, I don't like to work this hard,   I think I'll have to cancel.      I'm running out of time,   I'm about to lose my mind.   I got the six,   gimme your nine.      Slow hand on the clock, I'm sitting here like a rock,   I'm feeling so abnormal.   Pictures in the magazines, all my thoughts are so obscene.   Cover up that centerfold.      I'm running out of time,   I'm about to lose my mind.   I got the six,   gimme your nine.      Look at this, what a pair, she won't let me touch her there,   she's so discriminating.   This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow.   I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.      I'm running out of time,   I'm about to lose my mind.   I got the six,   gimme your nine.