It's just a day like any other day   A beautiful day for an accident, let's say   Yes, it's just a day like any other day   Just one step closer to the end of the buffet      La la la la la la   La la la la   'Cause we're waiting to die      Now it's a good time for a tasty glass of wine   Let's not burden our minds with carbon dioxide   And everyone hurry, don't sit and abide   Yes, everyone stand up, we're running out of time      La la la la la la   La la la la   'Cause we're waiting here to die      Look what a terrible mess that we've made   The sun beats us down as we search for the shade   And, yes, it is true, death is everyone's fate   But we've made it this far, it's time to celebrate      La la la la la   La la la la   'Cause we're waiting here to die