Meet Mel, the campus slut   She just can't keep her little legs shut   Outrageous   You're always crashing the party      Said that you were not that kind   So you're no worse then?   When you're running around, in you're slutty shoes   With you're tits hanging out, like you're front page news      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... oh      Do you think I'm sexy?   You've spent all your life, being a slut   Can't you stop pretending that you're something you're not      Gotta stop pretending   That you're something you're not   Gotta stop pretending   That you're something - you're not      Get down      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... oh      Said that you were not that kind   So you're no worse then?   When you're running around, in you're slutty shoes   With you're tits hanging out, like you're front page news      Gotta stop pretending   That you're something you're not   Gotta stop pretending   That you're something - you're not      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... oh