My name is Vic, I'm gonna do a little trick.   I'm gonna play my bass without usin' a pick.   Traveled 'round the world and back again.   I'm just taken my bass out for a spin, 'if you know what I'm sayin.'      And if you're ever looking for me,    Don't go too far.   'Cause if you really want to find me    You know where I "are".   With me and my bass guitar! 'You say it.'   Me and my bass guitar! 'That's right.'      You see I try to eat right,   Take care of my health,   Set myself up,   Don't upset myself.   'Cause I improvise,   Call it "ad lib".   Give what you like   'Cause I like what you give.   And if you ever come to my house,   I'll tell you what you'll see.   A house full of nothing,   Just my four strings and me.      And if you're ever looking for me,   Don't go too far.   And if you really want to find me   You know where I 'are'.   With me and my bass guitar! 'Yeah', you say it now.'   Me and my bass guitar! 'That's right.'      "Oh Lord, It's getting a little too funky.    We're gonna have to light a match. Maybe some incense. etc."      Get up off of that funk!   Get up off of that... Ugh!   Get up off of that funk!   Get up off of that... Ugh!      "Yeah... Too funky. etc.   Yo, Vic. Do that... umm do that... Yeah! etc."      Me and my bass guitar!    That's right, just my four strings and me.   Me and my bass guitar!    I'f you're looking for me you know where I "are".   Me and my bass guitar!   That's right.   Me and my bass guitar!   I hate to leave you but I've got to move.   Me and my bass guitar.   I've got to go.   Me and my bass guitar!   Me and my bass guitar!   Yeah, we're having fun know.   Me and my bass guitar!   Me and my bass guitar!      "Yeah, that's right. Turn it back up.    We're still going. Don't turn it down.    The man was gonna turn down my music. etc."      Jiggle Butt...       "etc."