Doug and Sally inside   They cookin' for the Down Pipe   Who's staring at Miss Rayon   Who's busy licking off her Pig Pen   I'm searching for my mainline   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   Aw just like Sister Ray said   Whip it on.      Rosie and Miss Rayon   They're busy waiting for her booster   Who just got back from Carolina   She said she didn't like the weather   They're busy waiting for her sailor   Who's big and dressed in pink and leather   He's just here from Alabama   He wants to know a way to earn a dollar   I'm searching for my mainer   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   I couldn't hit it sideways   Aw just like Sister Ray said   Lay it on him.      Cecil's got his new piece   He cocks it shoots it between three and four   He aims it at the sailor   Shoots him down dead on the floor   Oh you shouldn't do that   Don't you know you'll stain the carpet   Now don't you know you'll stain the carpet   And by the way have you got a dollar   On no man I haven't got the time-time   To busy sucking on a ding-dong   She's busy sucking on my ding-dong   Oh she does just like Sister Ray said   I'm searching for my mainline   I said c-c-c-couldn't hit it sideways   I said c-c-c-c-c-c-couldn't hit it sideways   Ah do it do it just su-su-su-suck   That's ju-ju-just excellente   Oh!      Now who is that knocking   Who's knocking at my chamber door   Now could it be the police   They come and take me for a ride-ride   Oh but I haven't got the time-time   Hey hey hey she's busy sucking on my ding-dong   She's busy sucking on my ding-dong   Aw now do it just like Sister Ray said   I'm searching for my mainline   I couldn't hit it sideways   I couldn't hit it sideways   Oh now just like   Oh just like   Ah just like   Ah just like   Oh just like   Oh just like.      Doug and Sally inside   Now move it along   Cookin' for the Down Pipe   Who's staring at Miss Rayon   Do it do it do it do it do it do it   Who's licking off Pig Pen   I'm s-s-s-searching for my mainline   I couldn't hit is sideways   I couldn't hit it sideways   Just like   Oh just like   Do it do it do it   Just like   Just like   Just like.      Now Rosie and Miss Rayon   They busy waiting for her booster   She's just back from Carolina   She said she's bound to beat a sailor   I said she haven't got the time-time   You're busy sucking on my ding-dong   You busy sucking on my ding-dong   Now just like Sister Ray said   I'm searching for my mainline   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   Whip it on me Jim   Whip it on me Jim   Whip it on me Jim   Whip it on me Jim   Said I couldn't hit it sideways   Oh do it now just like   Just like Sister Ray said.      I said now Cecil's got his new piece   He cocks it shoots it bang between three and four   He aims it at the sailor   He shoots him down dead on the floor   Oh you shouldn't do that   Don't you know you'll hit the carpet   Don't you know you'll mess the carpet.      Oh she hasn't got the time-time   Busy sucking on his ding-dong   She's busy sucking on his ding-dong   Now just like Sister Ray said   I'm searching for my mainline   Couldn't hit it sideways   Couldn't hit it sideways   And just like   And just like   And just like   S-Sister Ray said   Now do it to him.      Doug and Sally inside   They're busy cooking for the Down Pipe   Who's staring at Miss Rayon   Busy licking off her Pig Pen   I'm busy searching for my mainline   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   I said I couldn't hit it sideways   Now just like   Now just like   I said ah-uh   Just like   Amph-ph-ph-ph-phetamine.