I turned the volume up this morning    Till there was ringing in my ears    I haven't felt this good in years    Another villain on the cover    Of every major magazine    The victim somewhere in between       See how they twist and shout       And as I'm searching for the story    Subscription card falls to the floor    I'm losing interest more and more       To pick it up I'm bending over    Out of the corner of my eye    I see a pair of blazing thighs       See how they twist and shout    See how they twist and shout       I straighten up to look her over    And up my back a shooting pain    It's bound to settle im my brain       Another villain on the cover    Of every major magazine    The victim somewhere in between       See how they twist and shout    See how they twist and shout