Oberheim   Yamaha   Steinway and the lot   I must of played the wrong piano   Cause it left me with   I don't know what   So don't talk to me about mistakes   yes we all simply have got to take precautions   I musta played the wrong piano   Cause now I just feel nauseous   Some sexual turned into some biblical   And then became a game   Of just trivial pursuit   I used to gnaw on every word   But now I don't what's the use   Ruppert Murdock and Larry Flint   Bob Guccione and the U.S. mint   I took out the wrong subscription   And I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending