We're so cool yeah, yeah   Yeah we're so cool, cool   We're so cool yeah, yeah   Fuck you too, cool schmool      I don't wanna sit around & talk about the wipers   Weren't those the good old days?   I don't wanna wonder if you're gonna say hello   I don't wanna wonder if you're gonna walk away   I don't wanna hear how many friends you have   'cause I don't have any anymore   Cool schmool      I don't want you to tell me what's so cool   I don't wanna go back to jr. highschool   I don't want anyone to tell me how thin I am   I don't want to die for your fucking candy treats   Cool schmool      I just wanna be one of the boys   I just wanna be your little fashion toy   Let's hang out & be cool, alright   Let's go watch the girl fight tonight   Cool schmool      I don't have to try 'cause I know where you're at   I hate dogs so I love cats   I can bake a pie & look you up & down   I could throw your heart right outta this town      See I don't know why you're always telling me   what's so cool about what I'm wearing   When you can't even tell me how you feel   & you can't even be my friend for real