the ocean levels are rising   the glaciers are melting   you know what that means   everything’s going swimmingly      global warming – it’s hot!   global warming – it’s not cool!   global warming   it’s too cool for school      my horse will be a sea horse   my cat will be (a sea cat!) a cat... fish   my dog will be…really wet   and i will grow some fins (sushi!)      global warming – it’s hot!   global warming – it’s not cool!   global warming   it’s too cool for school      the ozone layer is depleting   though that may feel kinda defeating   you don’t have to worry   or at least you won’t worry for long      global warming – it’s hot!   global warming – it’s not cool!   global warming   it’s too cool for school      it will be so warm (so nice!)   we won’t have to wear any clothes (we'll be naked)   we’ll be naked, we’ll be naked   we’ll be naked, and happy, and free      (but Zoe?    yes Kim?   what about the polar bears?   Polar bears are already naked   they can't take their clothes off   oh no!)      the polar bears don't have any clothes   they might expire, they might decompose   oh what will we do, about those poor polar bears?      (we can, oh I know! We'll build them... a freezer!   a freezer? yeah. A freezer!)      we’ll build a freezer for the polar bears   we’ll build a freezer for the penguins   we’ll build a freezer for... the elephants      (oh a freezer is too cold for elephants   that's ok, we'll build them a fridge!)      we’ll build a fridge for the elephants   we’ll build a fridge for people   who really want to wear pants (not us!)   we’ll build a fridge   it’ll be so big we’ll keep it on mars      everybody!      global warming – it’s hot!   global warming – it’s not cool!   global warming   it’s too cool for school      global warming – it’s hot!   global warming – it’s not cool!   global warming   it’s too cool for school       (it's hot in here,    it's too hot   can someone turn on the air conditioning?   bring me a gallon of gasoline?   bring out the freezer?   manufacture some more plastic?)