weather never comes in its infinite sums    it just hoes and hit hums   like my life was through sodas and rums    summer drinking with anyone      say the word I will be there    I'm a straight shooter    but you don't care about Larry Bird      remember my name we met at a bar   you were throwin darts   and i was throwin out hearts    like shooting at cars    now were kissing on in there after dark      say the word i will be there    i'm a straight shooter   with curly hair like Larry Bird      yea yea oh yea   yea yea oh yea (2x)      I will be there say the word    I'm a straight shooter   like Larry Bird like Larry Bird      weather never comes    in droves or in drums    in the cities the slums   just the bits and the crumbs now    the bits and the crumbs    you're all lovely I'm to come      say the word I will be there    I'm a straight shooter   but you don't care about Larry Bird   I will be there say the word   I'm a straight shooter    like Larry Bird like Larry Bird   Say the word and know that I will be there    I'm a straight shooter    but you don't care about    we'll have it out about Larry Bird