oh god how fun to be the one, I'm so sad to say   you're nice and all, but you're too tall, have to go now      It always happens to me, always   they feel attracted to me, shorty   always always always, they say      if you go, I go with you   if you stay, I'll wait   if you don't know, I consider this a date      I stayed and she waited for me, no chance to get away   I tried to think, another drink, might help me      It always happens to me, always   they feel attracted to me, shorty   always always always, they say      if you go, I go with you   if you stay, I'll wait   if you don't know, I consider this a date      Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far, she was still there smiling   "it's not me being tall, it's you, you're small, I like that"      It always happens to me, always   they feel attracted to me, shorty   always always always, they say      if you go, I go with you   if you stay, I'll wait   if you don't know, I consider this a date   this a date