I'm just an average man with an average life   I work from nine to five, hey hell I pay the price   But I want is to be left alone in my average home   But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone      [Chorus:]   I always feel like somebody's watchin' me   And I have no privacy   I always feel like somebody's watchin' me   Is it just a dream?      When I come home at night   I lock the door real tight   People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid   Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid      When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair   I might open my eyes and find someone standing there   People say I'm crazy, just a little touched   But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much   That's why...      [Chorus]      I don't know anymore   Are the neighbors watching me   Well is the mailman watching me   And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess   I wonder who's watching me now?   Who?   The IRS?      [Chorus]