Well I was on a cruise ship out at see   My fiance and me   The ship went down   Everybody drowned   and I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me      Hey I was in distress    'cause my hair was such a mess   and so I washed up on a beach   Twelve hungry eyes were staring down at me      I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet   I'm feeling well, they like me that way   So if you really wanna know what's eating m e   It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary      Oh, trouble was afoot they were eating mine   Toe in the party line   I was starting to feel, these guys are heals   Well truth be told these cannibals have got soul      Hey numbskull look at me   I've got a bone to pick with thee   you ain't humorous, stop ribbing me   If you had a spine you'd come and set me free      I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet   I'm feeling rare, they like me that way   So if you really wanna know what's eating me   It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary      Missionaries came to this place   They taught us manners   Now we cannibals always say grace   ...and then we eat your face      I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet   I'm feeling well, they like me that way   So if you really wanna know what's eating me   It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary   Ow, oo, ow, ow, not my pee pee !