many moments i stare at   all things i should do   i should be givin' my time   and workin' harder for you      i'm makin' promises    to follow this   demand to get it done   so i say okay   and i say i will   then i tell myself      (prechorus)   let's be real   i won't, i can't   i'll take every chance   to deny the things i must do   abuse excuses i've got   cuz if i don't have to then i'd rather not      (chorus)   i'm feeling lazy, lazy   so much i don't wanna do   i'm feeling lazy, so lazy   tired of workin' for you      (verse 2)   so many reasons why   i work so hard   just to start a little work   i'm easily distractable   i'm a slave of my quirks   and the important things on my mind   critical things that need my care   i can't call you for two minutes   when i'm frozen in my chair   and i'm pondering how to be sexy   with minimal exercise   so much power at my fingertips      (prechorus)   i relax and realize   it's the way of modern man   we doin as little as much as we can   hard work could pay me somehow   but i know that lazy is payin me now      (chorus)   (bridge)   i'll devise a million ways to ditch responsibility   who knew that being useless could take so much energy   so when opportunity knocks, i'll be the first to walk away   cuz if lazy wuz a sport, i still wouldn't let you make me play      (chorus)