I could never leave you   You know I never could   Even though you drive me crazy   Even though you know I should   You flirt with all the ladies   You flirt with all the boys   You flirt with my grandmother   Do you hear me making noise?      Three o'clock in the morning   You come banging on my door   I smell the cocktail on your breath   I know just what you're looking for   Three o'clock in the afternoon   You're still taking up space in my bed   I say baby you're no good for me   No good for you, I said   He so careful, why you act like this?   I'm still crazy about your ass   The only thing you crazy about   Is smoking your sister's grass   And still you know I'd never leave you   You know I never could   Even though you drive me crazy   Even though you know I should      You know that I could never leave you   You know that I could never leave you      Yesterday, my birthday   You gone drinking with your friends   I see no pearls, no diamonds   I hear no Mercedes-Benz   Pulling up in the driveway with a silver bow on top   It's not your style it's not your groove   You don't know where to shop   You make me feel so lonely   Like the fridge, my only friend   I wonder is this working   Are we cruising a dead end?      You are a little selfish   And you are a little cold   But I know you'll still be shaking it   At sixty-five years old   So come on over right here   And bring your homies, too   'Cause you know I'd never leave   So keep doing what you do   And still you know I'd never leave you   You know that I could not   Not even for a second you're so motherfucking hot      You know that I could never leave you   You know that I could never leave you   You know that I could never leave you   You know that I could never leave you