You're a soldier   Cup and hold yer's   Oh why?      Run with scissors   Play with lizards   Oh why?      If you love her, pull her hair   Stand above her, debonair      Sticky fingers   Altar singers   Oh why?      Shallow thinkers   Heavy drinkers   Oh why?      Girls wear their hearts on their short summer sleeves   Fresh country roses bear fleeting reprieves   Watch as she plucks wilting petals alone   He's coming home, he's coming home      If you love her, pull her hair   Stand above her, debonair      When you sleep alone   Do you miss her? Do you want her there?   Oh, your golden throne   Would you melt it down for her and fashion it into a ring?   All you boys! When you sleep alone   All you girls...      'Cause it's time you know you're ready   It's time you knew you were ready