So I dip this pen in arsenic   I write a song for every president   that wont ever get shot in the face   And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives   I walk down to the court house   with one chord I level the place   But hasn't anybody learned   don't ever trust a man who plays guitar   The day I rob a banks the first day I'm not lying   to you or me about what I believe   So when I die then let my gravestone read    rest in peace cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance   If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line   they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab   Hasn't anybody learned    the last to make the moves are the first to say the words   the day I rob a banks the first day I live my life   as an honest man, as an honest man   the day I go to jail trying to rob a banks the day I finally get what I deserve