I met her at the grocery store,   she looked like a fucking whore.   She said "If you've got the cash,   would you blast me in the ass?"      I came in your mom,   I nut in her ass.   Sorry, I'm your dad.   I came in your mom.      I met her at the church,   she administered a cavity search.   I met her after lunch,   I gave her the donkey punch.      I came in your mom,   I nut in her ass.   Sorry, I'm your dad.   I came in your mom.      So children, if you've got the time,   pay attention to my words and rhyme:   While you're out at the prom,   I'll be out back, fucking your mom.      I came in your mom,   I nut in her ass.   Sorry, I'm your dad.   I came in your mom.      (One and a half   inches of Pete!)