Is it blue?   Or is it yellow?   I don't know which   To tell you      Either way, I'll be sure to   Even if you don't want me to.      This is blue, this is white   This is red, this is why   This is black, this is green   This is you, this is me      I am solid hardware   I'll call my own name out loud   I think that you're aware   Even if you're too proud to say      This is blue, this is white   This is red, this is why   This is black, this is green   This is you, this is me      Is it pink?   Or is it nude?   I'm not sure   It's a matter of opinion.   So don't worry   It's too much to care about.      This is blue, this is white   This is red, this is why   This is black, this is green   This is you, this is me