When I get drunk everything looks pretty   so fuckin' pretty...   When I get drunk even my mom looks pretty   she's so damn pretty      And I dont care where I' ll wake up   if jack and morgan are in my lap   I wanna be just like frank (the tank)      I' ll go streaking through the plazza   eating KFC and I wont bother   if my wife finds out   I'm still drinking anyhow      And I dont care where I' ll wake up   if jack and morgan are in my lap   I wanna be just like frank (the tank)      Dancing on a stupid song   with my tshirt already torn   I hope my pants are still on   passing out on a dirty floor      And I dont care where I' ll wake up   if jack and morgan are in my lap   I wanna be just like frank (the tank)      I'll drink a beer I'll drink a shot   I will be screaming all night long   you are my boy blue and you know   this is the last act of this show