Greg Proops   I went up to Drew's house, because he's getting married,   He's gonna be married to the girl that'll be Miss Drew Carey.   He said there'd be a stripper, and there was, and it was scary,   'Cause when the stripper came out, it was Drew Carey!      Drew Carey   I had a bachelor party...we took off our clothes,   It was pretty wild...heaven knows.   I was embarrassed...when I went to tip her,   Turns it my mother...was the stripper!      Colin Mochrie   I went to a bachelor's party, I really had a ball,   Boy, I consumed an awful lot of alcohol.   In fact, it was really bad, in fact, in spelled my doom,   'Cause when I awoke, I found I'd married the groom!      Ryan Stiles   My friends threw me a party, I knew that I was sunk,   We stripped right down, all night long, got really drunk.   Dancin' with my naked friends, boy, that's the life,   As a matter of fact...to Hell with my wife.