I tried a couple times to be the   round-peg roundhole guy   But I was always way too square   I kept waking up on the bus in my underwear   Always one step off, always one beat behind   With bad sneakers or dumb hair   Will I ever get there?      I know I'll never be the number one that   Everybody wants to talk to   I know I'll always be the fat kid on the bus   Everybody's a jerk to   A freakin' jerk to      No kind of superstar   Computer dungeons dragons drama   band geek a la mode   Could barely walk much less dance   I'm resigned to the fact that I'm a    dork in human pants   Always one step off, always one beat behind   With bad sneakers or dumb hair   I will never get there