Hey      My little baby brother used to play down on the floor   But now he's not satisfied to do it anymore   He's got a funny habit and I don't know why   He walks around the ceiling, stepping on the flies      Baby brother, baby brother   Well he learnt to crawl   On the kitchen wall   Baby brother      Well just the other day, well-a bless-a my soul   I found him swimming round in the goldfish bowl   Since nobody told him that he hadn't oughta   He swam around for hours, with his head underwater      Baby brother, baby brother   Well you may swim all you wish   But don't eat the fish   Baby brother      Well, my little baby brother, he's a cute little cuss   But it's plain to see that he's not one of us   Where did we get him? I know you're gonna ask it   We found him on the porch in a crazy little basket      Baby brother, baby brother   Although your hair is blue   We think the world of you   Baby brother      Well, I bought my baby brother a toy balloon   He let it get away and it floated toward the moon   Instead of crying he climbed up on the fence   Started flapping his arms and we ain't seen him since      Baby brother, baby brother   Although he's out in outer space   I can still see his face   Baby brother      Although you're out in outer space   I can still see your face   Baby brother      (?)   Baby brother