I was rock'n real close to the bass bin  while look'n for a chick ta' put my face in  when I saw a little hottie that looked so tight  hoped that she was down ta' mack on all night  alright from a distance she looked real thin  so I swooped in, with a fat grin  she smiled at me and I smiled back  then off to the corner so that we could ...  I said hi and then she went off  talk'n so fast I thought she'd never stop  then I quickly realized that she was tweak'n  and reak'n, of crystal meth  it was on her breath  (Dude that chick smelled like feet!)  when her spracker teeth leaned in ta' kiss me   I dissed thee and prepared ta' flee  (Buga, buga, bugack, bugack!)  when she asked what was wrong   she cold scratched her head  just ta' get away, this is what I said:    Chemical Woman ... stay away from me  Chemical Woman ... go brush you teeth  Chemical Woman ... go get some sleep  Chemical Woman ... smoke your tweak!    I spent a long time with a girlfriend  we were best friends, until the bitter end (biatch!)  happy two, forever true, I dug her  never saw, her grinding jaw, I loved her  she acted strange and I asked her why  allergies and coffee beans is what she implied  (Man how could you not know that chick was a basshead?)  cause her nice behind, it kept me blind  how could I tell she was addicted ta' coke smoke  how could I know she was live'n ta' smoke coke  too much love, like a tool I'm a real fool  everybody knew except me cause I'm old school  dank smoke'n, bowl toke'n, stoner I'm clueless  (Yo we aint down with crack ho's!)  and she knew this!  after a while she seemed ta' hit a real low  up all night anorexic like a bean pole  gums flap, forever yap, nag happy, useless  had ta' say goodbye her legs were look'n like toothpicks  had ta' leave my lady sad and she's sad back  told my lady she was shady brain fried she's whack    Hook    Why can't you fuck'n quit that... crystal meth?  Don't you know that it will ruin your breasts?  Why can't you fuck'n quit that... crack cocaine?  Don't you see that you will ruin your brain?  Why can't you fuck'n stop, smoking them rocks?  Don't you know that you will lose what you got?  (Bugack!)  Strawberry! Strawberry!  She's a mighty fine strawberry!  Strawberry! Strawberry!  She's a very, very strawberry!  Strawberry! Strawberry!  B-b-beatch!!!