I knew a girl named Nikki  I guess you could say she was a sex fiend  I met her in a hotel lobby  Masturbating with a magazine  She said how'd you like to waste some time   And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind    She took me to her castle  And I just couldn't believe my eyes  She had so many devices  Everything that money could buy  She said sign your name on the dotted line  The lights went out  And Nikki started to grind    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...    The castle started spinning  Or maybe it was my brain  I can't tell you what she did to me  But my body will never be the same  Her lovin' will kick your behind  Oh, she'll show you no mercy  But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind    Woke up the next morning  Nikki wasn't there  I looked all over and all I found  Was a phone number on the stairs  It said thank you for a funky time  Call me up whenever you want to grind