Aww yeah.. got the funk.. non-stop.. drop.. uhh, uhh  Ha ha, check it    ("Next thing you know we're on the Boulevard in Linden..")    Yeah, now that's the right kind of beat  for me to sit back and kick my story  on a Friday night with nothin to do  Cause all the other plans that I made fell through  So I sat, 'til about half past midnight  Clock struck one, time to get right  Beat bop on, tilted over to the side  Tank on E and I was still gonna ride  Rollin up the ave leanin over to my left  Yo I'm headed fo' this club over on the Westside  Made my little stop at the liquor sto'  Chatted with a couple of homies on the corner then I stepped  through the do' seen another car roll up slow  With lights out, somethin told me to hit the flo'  Little did I know, right and exact  The AK sprayed the fools didn't have a chance to blast back  and it was just like that, just that quick  Just my luck, another fucked up night to pick  to roll but if I had some sense I woulda known..  .. to take my ass home    ("Next thing you know we're on the Boulevard in Linden..")  *repeats*    Young and.. dumb, not satisfied yet  Picked up the brew and the gum and I jet  to the set sat outside, threw my brew down  Stepped in, yanked the mic, flowin with the funky sound  Kept the wallflowers off the wall  'til the DJ made the last call for alcohol  Party ended, I was standin outside  Female with some fake hair caught my eye  Conversation indicated she was underage  I still got tricked by my old third leg  Sat the big booty in the passenger seat  Fastened the seatbelt, I'm off to the cheap motel  Well, what to do?  When you check your rearview mirror and see  two brothers in a big blue Nova  The girl put a three-fifty-seven to my head and she said "Pull over!"    ("Next thing you know we're on the Boulevard in Linden..")  *repeats*    Out the car, face on the sidewalk  Said I'd get faded, unless I talked  about a llello shipment  ("You took my shit motherfucker, where my shit at?")  Givin me the count of three to come with the day place time  of delivery, "Yo," I said, "I ain't the guy you lookin fo'"  They said, "Shut up, cause you was at the liquor sto'  with the fools we blasted on"  I said, "Damn it's a small world after all"  And they was gettin fed up, the trigger cocked back  I closed my eyes, waitin for the impact  A gun went off, and it wasn't none of theirs  Looked up, down went the girl with the fake hair  The other two got popped, couldn't blast back  The liquor store crew had a nice payback  and it was just like that, just that quick  Just by luck, I was on the ground and didn't get hit  So I hopped in the bucket, drove and I was gone  Took my ass home!    ("Next thing you know we're on the Boulevard in Linden..")  *repeats*