(Frankly Seaman Staines, I don’t give a damn)      Put an opening shot across your bows   Got tunnel vision, hmm, pull the sheets in now   Let 'em flap, oh let 'em rip   This man o' war gonna sink your ship   Gonna blow you midships   Gonna dive tonight   There's no release ‘till you're deep down inside      Davy Jones gonna keep your bones   No monkee business now you're on your own   Turn your stern and cover me   We're rolling swell just an old seadog like me   Gonna blow you midships   Gonna dive tonight   There's no release when you're deep down inside      Dive! Dive! Dive!   Dive! Dive! Dive!   Dive! Dive! Dive!   No muff too tuff   We dive at five      Seaman Staines is down below   Torpedoes loaded he’s ready to go   Wait to discharge waiting to release   As she rounded the horn we came up from below   Gonna blow you midships   Gonna dive tonight   There's no release when you're deep down inside      Dive! Dive! Dive!   Dive! Dive! Dive!   Dive! Dive! Dive!   No muff too tuff   We dive at five      Come on, come on   Dive! Dive! Dive!   Yeah, Dive! Dive! Dive!   Come on, Dive! Dive! Dive!   No muff too tuff   We dive at five      Dive! Dive! Dive!    Sinking slow   Dive! Dive! Dive!    Sinking deep   Dive! Dive! Dive!   No muff too tuff   We dive at five      (Seaman Staines, consider yourself discharged)