She walks into Smoky's one hip at a time like a broken field runner  Slippin through the line  He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says don't wait  Up for me I'll be working late tonight  Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears calls her sister up and cries  Get over here  Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while boyfriend wants a beer the  Store is just a mile  He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute  His car drives away with teenagers in it  Driver tells his buddies got one life to live  They spring into the night, let's get it over with  Chorus  Cause and effect, chain of events all other chaos makes perfect sense  When your spinning round, things come undone  Welcome to earth third rock from the sun  The kid hits the gas car starts to swerve heads for a semi truck jumps  The curb  Truck hits the bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot flies through the air  Takes out the bank clock  Transformer sparks, lines go down, town goes dark  Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has  Landed at the mall cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the  Street we hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief  Mayor says use your head if he ain't in his car  He's hiding from his wife down at Smoky's Bar  Chorus  Contributed by LISA WHITE