It's way past noon - I just woke up  Man - I feel like shit  One drink too much - took me right out - pass  How the hell did I get home    I was still in bed when I heard the door  Somebody kept on knockin'  And there she was - neat as a pin  Smile on the face - staring down on me    There she was - there she was  Asking for the little donation  There she was - there she was  Shakin' more than my foundations    So I asked her in - and to my surprise  She didn't waste no time  She took off her dress - kicked off her shoes  And threw away her glasses    She was here - she said - to save my soul  Asking for a little donation  I gave her all I had to give  Waiting for my salvation    There she was - there she was  Praying for the little donation  On her knees - there she was  Shakin' more than my foundations    There she was  Begging for a little donation  Down on her knees  She rocked me down to my foundations  Down to my foundations    It's all for a good purpose  But it ain't for charity  It's all for a good purpose  She came for money - and gave her dignity    C.O.D.- Charity  C.O.D.- Charity - no charge  C.O.D.- Charity - no fees  C.O.D.- Charity    C.O.D.- Charity - she came - she saw - she conquered  C.O.D.- Charity  C.O.D.- Charity - she came - she saw - she had it from me  C.O.D.- Charity    C.O.D.- Charity - down  C.O.D.- Charity - down on me  C.O.D.- Charity - oh Lord  C.O.D.- Charity - she's sucking out the devil  The devil in me    You know - I'm good  Do you like my holy donation  Just call on me - whenever your want  And rock me down to my foundation    There she was  Asking for a little donation  Don't ever stop - don't spill a drop  Keep a shakin' on a my foundations