Your words should be solidified and sold as manure!  Your life is like a crippling illness, and for it there=B9s no cure!  Your attitudes are like disco dancing - silly and outdated!  Your ego is like a helium balloon that=B9s incredibly overinflated!  Sometimes I ponder your existence, and hope for the day that you do =    something right!  You commit the felony of staying alive! Emitting stupidity is your =    life!!!!  Your brain is on the same level as a small bucket of dirt!  Your intelligence is like a blow to the scrotum - it fucking hurts!!  The open-mindedness you claim to possess is totally nonexistent!  But the way you succeed in annoying the world is constant and =    persistent!!