I broke most of Momma's dishes:   She banned me from the kitchen when I was a kid.   An' I tore Daddy's truck to pieces,   Left it in a heap that no mechanic could fix it.   You don't believe me: I can see you laughin',   But, trust me, I'm an accident here waitin' here to happen.     'Cause I break things: anything I touch,   I just get around an' then I'm bound to tear 'em up.   Yeah, I make things snap an' fall apart.   So if you wanna hold me, boy, you better watch your heart,   Because I break things.     You say I'm nothin' you can't handle:   You're tougher than an anvil: well, baby, we'll see.   An' I'm like a wreckin' ball comin':   You're better off runnin' far away from me.   Don't get me wrong, now, baby, I adore you:   It's only right that I give you fair a warning:     'Cause I break things: anything I touch,   I just get around an' then I'm bound to tear 'em up.   Yeah, I make things snap an' fall apart.   So if you wanna hold me, boy, you better watch your heart,   Because I break things.     Rain is wet, the desert is dry:   That's the way it'll always be.   An' fire is hot, it's dark at night:   The sun comes up in the east.     An' I break things: anything I touch,   I just get around an' then I'm bound to tear 'em up.   Yeah, I make things snap an' fall apart.   So if you wanna hold me, boy, you better watch your heart,   Because I break things.     Mmmm, I break things.