Guibert   I am the world's greatest lover   The greatest lover in the world   I know the game much better than the rest   If you give me a chance   You'll go down with the best   Through history they'll sing of your name   The world's greatest lover   Will bring you fame    Blanche   You'll find I require a villa by the sea   With lavender skies   Making love near a tree  Guibert   You'll have that villa   You'll have that sea   You'll have that tree   If you love me    Blanche   You'll find I need a bejewelled bed   With jasmine and lilacs   And silk for my head  Guibert   You'll have that jasmine   You'll have those lilacs   You'll have that bed   If you love me    Blanche   You'll find I demand a phallus of flame   Eternally rising   That never goes lame  Guibert   You'll have that phallus   You'll have that rising   You'll have that flame   If you love me    Blanche   I know the game much better than the rest   If I'd give you a chance   You'd go down with the best   Through history they'll sing of your name   The world's greatest lover   Will bring you fame    Guibert   I am the world's greatest lover   The greatest lover in the world  Both   I know the game much better than the rest   If you give me a chance   You'll go down with the rest   Through history they'll sing of your name   The world's greatest lover   Will bring you fame