There's a new sensation, a fabulous creation   A danceable solution to teenage revolution      Do the Strand love when you feel love   It's the new way, that's why we say do the Strand      Do it on the tables, Quaglino's place or Mabel's   Slow and gentle, sentimental   All styles served here, Louis says he prefer   Laissez-faire le Strand      Tired of the Tango, fed up with Fandango   Dance on moonbeams, slide on rainbows   In furs or blue jeans, you know what I mean   Do the Strand      Had your fill of quadrilles, the Madison and cheap thrills   Bored with the Beguine, the Samba isn't your scene   They're playing our tune by the pale moon   We're incognito down the lido   And we like the Strand      Arabs at oasis, Eskimos and Chinese   If you feel blue, look through who's who   See la Goulue and Nijinsky   Do the Strandsky      Weary of the Waltz, and mashed potato schmaltz   Rhododendron is a nice flower   Evergreen, it lasts forever   But it can't beat Strand power      The Sphynx and Mona Lisa, Lolita and Guernica   Did the Strand