Life's no more exciting after twenty one  Than Billy Graham or Mary Millington with no drawers on  Piss artists who feel they're owed one after time  Rise up from the slaughter house into the mime  The prostitute and the businessman in compromising poses  Dirty linen done in bed  A sell out between the sheets  All the King's horses and President's men  Couldn't put Dick back together again  The writings on the wall  The writings on the wall  Dr. Frankenstein getting government grants  While Mrs. T nurses another right wing transplant  Society's rag mag throwin' desperate fits  Offering you comfort on page three showing the naughty bits  The guardian of the times  Sees no reflection in the mirror  Life's become a comic strip  A prime time for master spies  All the King's horses and President's men  Couldn't put Dick back together again  The writings on the wall  The writings on the wall  The Beeb's gone underground for posterity  Taking readers of the Radio Times  The Bible and those with false teeth  A sick society dropping national health  Stirred up by gay boys protected by their wealth  Now the bear lies wounded  Another chip off the block  Skid marks on the collar  Lipstick on their seats  All the King's horses and President's men  Couldn't put Dick back together again  The writings on the wall  The writings on the wall  All the King's horses and President's men  Couldn't put Dick back together again  The writings on the wall  The writings on the wall