Well the big bodacious beauties down on Plum Grove Rd  Give out greetings of generous salutations.  And along comes Succulent Sam and the Champagne Man  And they say "Do you know the way to Gloryland".  So they go on down to the local bar  Where choir boys sing their praises tonight  And Succulent Sam grabs both ladies hands and says  "Would you like to get intimate tonight".  Well now the aging primadonnas down on bartenders row  Are dressed with signs of perfection.  And they pop a pill as a sign of good will  And the boys see it as a prescription to fill  And the local Raggedy Ann and Andy  They are dancing under smoked fill lights  Oh, he tries to cop a peek, as he kiss's her cheek  And says "Would you like to get intimate tonight".  Well now, Succulent Sam and the Champagne Man  Got dumped for some boys from Waukegan.  And the aging primadonna's lay a hand upon their breast  And they pray to the good Lord to restore a lost commandment  And the big bodacious beauties they are rumbling now  With the choir Boys in the loft land of life.  And Succulent Sam fends off the Champagne Man.  And says "You ain't getting intimate tonight"