Housewives, My kind of women  Don't act like a housewife  But be a housewife  Breath like a housewife  Walk like a housewife  But don't just act like a housewife  Have diner ready  Prepare yourself  Touch up your make-up  Put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking  He has just been with a lot of work worry people  Be a little gay, little more interesting  Prepare the children  Take a few minutes to wash the childrens hands and faces  Comb their hair, and if necessary  Change their clothes  Minimize all noise  Eliminate the noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, vacuum  Eliminate the noise, (quiet) paradise on earth  Try to encourage the children to be quiet  Don't greet him with problems or complaints  Don't complain if he is late for dinner  Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes  Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice  Listen to him  You may have dozens of things to tell him,  But the moment of his arrival is not the time  Et him talk first  Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or other pleasant entertainments  Like getting drunk  Yeah, just like getting drunk  Cadillacs, Chryslers, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes  In the modern world, everyone knows the price of almost everything,  But few the value of anything  Many value the valueless, but do not price the pricelessWho can find a virtuous woman?  For her price is far above Cadillacs, Chrysler, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes  Maybe I forgot a few brands, but then don't worry  It'll come back soon  Little good things are simply ignored  A good husband is a faithful man  A faithful man is not always a good husband  A husband today is a man who has a funky housewife  Good  Little keys open big doors  Little doors open big keys  Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals  Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals  The love for her husband is deep  She would often do things for her husband  Without ever asking him anything in return or even expecting him to know what she has done for him  However, long she has been married to her husband, she treats him with respect and tenderness  And she always dresses herself neatly and pleasantly, never extravagantly, nor vulnerable, nor Gucci or Versace  My kind of women, housewives  Respect and tenderness, respect and tenderness  To be lonely, without being alone  Is a bitter loneliness  To be alone, without being lonely  Is sweet solitude  Fresh food and cold beer  Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,  And yet one of the most cruel punishments,  Any human being could ever suffer  Irrespective of one's race  And the infinite joy and learning  By her example she inspires her husband to be just and kind to all people  And to live a cool and meaningful life  She greatly helps him to do more and better work  And with greater fun and energy  She makes him feel he is among the blessed of men  She is her husband's comfort and consolation  She is his source of joy and peace  A sort of joystick  Better than any drug, she is his paradise on earth  Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,  And yet one of the most cruel punishments,  Any human being can ever suffer  Irrespective of one's races, religion, national origin, sex and even health and wealth  I am hungry, feed me nowLoneliness is suffered by countless millions throughout the world  So damn hungry, feed me now  Solitude is quite another thing  Please lady  No buildings, no pools, no gardens, however big and expensive  Can ever replace the tender love, the true affection, the respect and cool funky feeling  That the young accord to the old, honour thy father and thy mother, and thy motorbike  Therefore, those fine housewives serve their parents in their own homes  With love, respect and devotion, fresh food and cold beers are truly among the best of Mankind  My kind of women, housewives