Excuse us ladies and gentleman   One, two     You need to pick your afro daddy   Because it's flat on one side   You need to pick your afro daddy   Because it's flat on one side   What are you waiting on     Well if you don't pick your afro   You gonna have one side high, ha, ha     Well, you said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby   So I braided my hair, well, yes you did   You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby   So I braided my hair, yes I did, cornroll and everything baby     Well, you changed your mind and said we wasn't going   But my momma saw you there   Yes she did, check this out, one time     Well I be blowing up your pager daddy   But you never called me back   Well I be putting in 9-1-1 baby   But you never called me back, no, no     See if you don't know how to use that pager daddy   I'm gonna take that hoe back, yes I will