(Words & music by Batchelor - Roberts)  A poor man wants the oyster  A rich man wants the pearl  But the man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing  He's the king of the whole wide world  Come on let's sing, sing brother sing  'Cos the man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing  He's the king of the whole wide world  The rich man wants the princess  The poor man just wants a girl  But the man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing  He's the king of the whole wide world  Come on let's sing, sing brother sing  'Cos the man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing  He's the king of the whole wide world  A poor man wants to be a rich man  A rich man wants to be a king  But the man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing  He's the king of the whole wide world  Come on let's sing, sing brother sing  'Cos the man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing  He's the king of the whole wide world  Come on let's sing, sing brother sing  'Cos the man who can sing when he hasn't got a thing  He's the king of the whole wide world  Of the whole wide world  Of the whole wide world