I believe that gas is too damn high  Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie  I believe in love, I believe in peace  But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East  I believe the Bible is cold hard fact  And I believe that Jesus is comin' back  Before she does    I believe the Sabbath is the day of rest  The tax man and the devil share the same address  I believe don't start if you're gonna quit  I believe in keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick  I believe dogs are better than cats  And I belive that Jesus is comin' back  Before she does    There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind  That O.J. did it, Lee Harvey didn't and she's really gone this time    I belive that cold cold beer  Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere  I believe hard work really makes the man  But everyone should wet a line every now and then  I believe it's best to pay in cash  And I believe that Jesus is comin' back  Before she does    There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind  That O.J. did it, Lee Harvey didn't and she's really gone this time    I believe she was a real good thing  Can you believe I let a girl like her get away  I believe she meant it the night she packed  And said Jesus is comin' back  Before she does  Before she does  Before she does